Prince
Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.
New Kids on the Block
Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Oreo cookies.
Häagen-Dazs ice cream, Oreo cookies.
Axl Rose
Fresh Wonder Bread (white), Dom Perignon
Fresh Wonder Bread (white), Dom Perignon
Al Green
Twenty-four long-stem (dethorned) red roses.
Twenty-four long-stem (dethorned) red roses.
Lady Gaga
Small plate of cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.
Small plate of cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.
Van Halen
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).
Busta Rhymes
Twenty-four pieces of fried chicken, Rough Rider condoms, Guinness.
Twenty-four pieces of fried chicken, Rough Rider condoms, Guinness.
Marilyn Manson
Gummi bears.
Gummi bears.
Britney Spears
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.
Billy Idol
One tub I can’t believe it’s not Butter!, Pepperidge Farms Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies.
One tub I can’t believe it’s not Butter!, Pepperidge Farms Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Foo Fighters
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.
Mariah Carey
Cristal Champagne, bendy straws.
Cristal Champagne, bendy straws.
Rihanna
Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, at any time throughout the day. Please be prepared!
Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, turkey sausage, at any time throughout the day. Please be prepared!
Nine Inch Nails
Two boxes of corn starch.
Two boxes of corn starch.